The Bra Street Rambler

Guys, ever walk into a room only to be violently chewed out by the girl you are with? Girls, ever feel so irritable that even a compliment from your man somehow rubs you the wrong way? Girls just want a piece of chocolate, and for everything and everyone to just go away. Quite frankly, guys want to make it better for their girls … so long as it doesn’t require going near them…. This is where I always picture a guy peering into a room, pulling the pin from a grenade made entirely of chocolate, and tossing it at the feet of his crazed girlfriend hoping it will somehow exorcise the hormonal demon possessing her. Quite frankly I don’t blame him.   Okay, so it’s not all That bad. In truth, there are two types of girls when it comes to hormones. There are those who become batshit crazy, and those who… well they are still crazy but are at least aware of it and choose not to expose others to the madness. Yes, you read that right. Some girls know when it is happening t...

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Guys, you all know there are many ways for a girl to spell the word danger. One of the most notable ways is F-I-N-E. If a girls responds with that single word, or combines it with “I’m”, you know shits about to hit the fan and someone is going to have to save Private Ryan from the dog house. The fine card is pretty universal among women however, the women in your life each have their own language to look for. Before going into more detail on individualization, here are a few of the more common examples; Do whatever you want. - The presence of the word ‘whatever’ in this, and in many other things, usually translates to big ol’ F-U. Nothing. – ‘Nothing’ is rarely nothing with a woman, especially if she says the word out loud. That’s ok - “But if you do/don’t do this I’m going to ____….” alternatively That’s okayyy… - If the end of the word okay is drawn out in a quieter voice, chances are she’s feeling hurt. Different words have different m...

Let’s face it, girls are an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, drowned in an explosive tankard of emotions. Try as a guy might, there’s just no way to truly understand why a girl does what she does. Why is her face leaking water? Did you break her? Is she leaking because she is happy, or sad? Why does she say one thing and then change her mind? Why does she yammer on about her problems but get angry when I try to help? Want to understand girls better? You can’t. Why? I’m sorry to break it to you but it’s because we can’t even understand ourselves most days, let alone explain ourselves to you. When we finally think we have ourselves figured out, we’re wrong. The truth is that we are constantly trying to figure ourselves out and just trying to deal with our own emotions. Our hormones are causing us to cry, be irritable, and get angry. More often than not, we don’t even know what we are sad or mad about! Then we are stuck spending an hour trying to figure it out!  Our mi...

So if you’re like me, you probably tend to hang around guys more than you do girls.  Contrary to what other girls may think, this has nothing to do with being promiscuous or trying to pick up. Alright, for some of you it might be, and in such cases have fun.  Honestly who am I to judge, it’s your body and your decision to do with it as you please.  This is the twenty first century and the double standard of guys being labeled heroes while girls are being labeled as sluts is a concept that really does need to be fed to a pool of starving piranhas. Destroy the mindset.  Everyone is human, everyone has needs, and if everyone involved is of age and it isn’t hurting anyone… why should it be anyone else’s business? Back on point, guys are usually just easier to get along with (Though there are always a small group of female exceptions).  The conversations are more often than not less dramatic, the friendships are easier to maintain, and you have less necessity ...